The Collegian

Issue date: 3/27/07 Section: Cooligan

Media Credit: A. Doug Sneekees/COOLIGAN Where's Jesus? (Hint: He's sporting a Rolex).

2/30 1:04 a.m.

Incident: Handbook Violation

Synopsis: Lindsay Lohan arrested for stealing cocaine from students; referred to Student Conduct & Moraga PD.



3/5 6:72 a.m.

Incident: Fire Alarm

Synopsis: Set off by girl blow drying hair; referred to Physical Plant.



4/31 3:36 a.m.

Incident: Ghost Sighting

Synopsis: Ghost of Lily leaves

LeFevre to haunt Sienna Hall; referred to Campus Ministry.



3/22 12:50 a.m.

Incident: Vandalism

Synopsis: Albino raccoons painted for Easter; referred to Physical Plant & Cat Lady.



2/29 3:33 p.m.

Incident: Handbook Violation

Synopsis: Jesus found ghost riding golf carts; referred to Student Conduct & Physical Plant.



4/2 8:20 a.m.

Incident: Fashion Faux Pas

Synopsis: Mob of girls wearing tights from the '80s with long shirts and no pants; referred to Fashion Police.



2/31 2:39 a.m.

Incident: Property Damage

Synopsis: Cross moved to Rugby Field; referred to Physical Plant.



11/19 8:40 a.m.

Incident: Buglary

Synopsis: Ugly Ugg boots stolen; referred to..who cares?

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