2008 Woodie Awards
Settle for nothing less than Laffy Taffy
Irene Nino
Issue date: 3/27/07 Section: Detour
Laffy Taffys are the cream of the crop. When it comes to sweets, they outdo all the competition.
Nerds pay for purple and pink molecule-size rocks; airheads buy a disgraceful version of a slightly larger and staler stick of gum. The clever wit, however, chooses a stick of glorious sweetness and timeless moments of hilarity.
For a quarter, an individual can receive splendor in a festival of colored taffy wrapped in two truly entertaining little jokes that last far longer than the taste.
How could you not find udder joy in jokes about cows going on dates to the mooo-vies?
Nerds pay for purple and pink molecule-size rocks; airheads buy a disgraceful version of a slightly larger and staler stick of gum. The clever wit, however, chooses a stick of glorious sweetness and timeless moments of hilarity.
For a quarter, an individual can receive splendor in a festival of colored taffy wrapped in two truly entertaining little jokes that last far longer than the taste.
How could you not find udder joy in jokes about cows going on dates to the mooo-vies?